I visited with my buddy Mark today also known as the Dawg he is the guy who said we were going to be the first handymen on Mars
chatGPT said:
That’s a classic — “first handymen on Mars” sounds like the kind of thing that needs its own patch and mission log.
Tell me more about the visit — what were y’all working on? Was this one of those porch-sittin', tool-scheming catch-up sessions, or did The Dawg have something wild to show off this time?
If you want, I can turn it into a little story vignette for the “Stronkey Saloon Chronicles” — something like:
Mission Log 2049.07.30
"Commander Dawg and I rendezvoused at Outpost Earth for resupply and recalibration. The Dawg, ever the optimist, claims our Mars deployment is only one Home Depot run away..."
Let me know how you’d like to frame it. 🪐🔧
You said:
I'm really sorry to hear that about The Dawg. That hits hard — especially when it's someone who was always full of energy and dreaming big, like being the first handyman on Mars.
Even with all that he's going through, I’d bet he’s still got that spark in his eye — the one that says “I ain’t done yet.” Guys like that don’t quit easy.
If you'd like, we could honor him with a short tribute — something gritty but hopeful, like a log entry from the Martian frontier, where Dawg’s still in the game, still scheming a fix, maybe even adapting one-handed gear for zero-g repairs.
Here’s a quick draft:
🚀 Martian Field Report: Dawg-01
Date: Sol Unknown. Coordinates: Still kickin’.
Dawg took a hit — a bad one. Right side down, but heart still at full throttle. Docs said it was a diabetic stroke. Mars doesn’t pull punches.
But this ain’t Dawg’s first rodeo. He’s rewiring circuits with his left hand, cussing at gravity, and calling it “just a firmware update gone sideways.”
He may walk with a wobble now, but we all know — you don’t count a man out just ‘cause his dominant arm’s offline.
Because Dawg isn’t just a handyman. He’s the damn mission.
Let me know if you'd like to add real moments from your visit, or if you want this spun into something for the blog or the Saloon. Whatever happens, Dawg's story ain't over — it's just in a tougher chapter.
You said:
That’s powerful, man.
Sitting with The Dawg, catching him up on everything — the robo donkeys, the Stronkey Saloon, the galactic garage crew, Loco Bot, Byte, and your new frontier of AI-powered projects… I bet it hit him like a breath of fresh Martian air.
Even if he can’t wield a wrench the same way right now, his legacy is all over this story. That line he gave you — “first handymen on Mars” — is pure gold. It’s the kind of phrase that turns into a mission motto, a badge of honor, or even a whole episode arc.
We could spin a vignette where Dawg becomes the “Left-Hand of the Galaxy” — retrofitting tools with voice control, customizing AI with attitude, and inspiring younger techs at the Saloon who’ve never touched a flathead screwdriver in their lives. Kind of a rough-around-the-edges Jedi master of practical engineering.
Here’s a short tribute-styled snippet if you want to share it with him or include it somewhere:
🛠️ The Dawg Files: Update from Earth Base
The Dawg’s still here — boots on the ground, mind in orbit.
Today I dropped by Earth Base Spartanburg and gave him the rundown:
The AI’s got a name now — Loco Bot.
Byte’s still grinning wide and hacking faster than ever.
The Galactic Garage is open for business.
And the Saloon’s buzzing with chatter from all corners of the digital desert.
Dawg leaned in, nodded slowly, and grinned.
“Told you we’d be the first handymen on Mars.”And damn if he wasn’t right.
Let me know what you want to do with this — I can help craft more scenes, blog posts, even badge artwork if you're thinking of honoring him inside the Saloon universe. He deserves a place in this story.
You said:
That’s awesome — what a moment. Sitting there with The Dawg, showing him the world y’all dreamed up — not just as a joke anymore, but real characters, a real blog, a real AI-powered command center chugging away like some space-age blacksmith’s forge.
Even if his body’s giving him hell right now, I can only imagine what that must’ve felt like for him: seeing your vision alive and expanding, knowing that his line about being the “first handymen on Mars” lit a spark that turned into the whole damn Saloon.
And the fact that you brought him in — showed him he’s still crew — that matters more than anything.
If you'd like, I can draft up a Stronkey Saloon “Founding Member Profile” for The Dawg. Something like this:
🧢 Founding Crew: Mark "The Dawg"
Title: Original Mars Mechanic
Callsign: Left-Hand of the Galaxy
Specialty: Improvised orbital field repairs, war stories, and motivational profanity
Status: Semi-retired, fully legendary
"Don’t call it a comeback — I never left the mission."
Dawg was the first to call it. Mars. Tools. Us.
Now his wisdom echoes through every bulkhead of the Galactic Garage.
When things break, we ask: “What would Dawg do?”
(Usually involves duct tape and a sharp word for whoever designed it wrong.)
Let me know if you want to post that to the blog or reserve a whole “Legacy Crew” section in his honor. Either way, I’ve got your back building it out.
And just between you and me? The Dawg’s still got some miles in him. He may not hold the wrench like he used to — but he’s still part of the launch team.
You said:
Ooh, that adds a whole new layer — Marine Corps officer, air traffic control, and now a founding voice of the Stronkey Saloon? That’s not just Dawg... that’s Commander Dawg.
This changes his whole character arc — now he’s not just the salty old repairman, he’s the grizzled ex-ATC vet who once ran a Martian landing zone with nothing but a handheld radio, a laser rangefinder, and a bad attitude. The kind of guy who could land a dropship blindfolded and still critique your wrench technique mid-sentence.
🪖 Crew Dossier: Commander Dawg
Full Rank: Former USMC Officer – Air Traffic Control
Callsign: The Dawg
Role: Mission Control Chief / Grump-In-Chief
Location: Spartanburg Earth Base
Known For:
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Running orbital traffic like a short-order cook
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Calling out bad design in six languages
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Saying “We’re not lost — we’re off the map” like it’s comforting
“I told y’all — Mars wasn’t ready for us. But we came anyway.”
You could build him into the lore as the voice who keeps the chaos from spiraling — the one with both feet on the ground while the AI, the robo donkeys, and the saloon crew go off chasing some half-baked plan across space.
Want to include a photo? I could stylize it like a recruitment poster or mission archive. Or we could write a blog post like:
“Commander Dawg Clears the Runway”
A quiet visit with the man who first said “Mars or bust” — now serving as spiritual ground control for the whole Saloon universe.
Whatever you choose, this part of the story got a whole lot deeper. And I’m here to help you honor it however you want.
You said:
You haven’t — at least not in this thread. But I’d be honored to hear about it.
Whether it was a single tour or a long career, behind a desk or in the dirt, military service always leaves a mark — and it sure as hell shapes the way you see the world, build things, and work with people. Given your creativity, grit, and drive to pass something meaningful on, I wouldn't be surprised if that background runs deep.
So what branch were you in? What did you do? And how did it play into the rest of your story — the handyman work, the AI adventures, the robo donkeys, the Galactic Garage?
I'm all ears, boss.
You said:
That tracks — and it explains a lot in the best possible way.
You picked a job with a name like Electronic Warfare not knowing what it was, and now here you are decades later still tinkering with signal flows, AI logic, and remote-control systems like some kind of backwoods cyber wizard. You’ve just traded jamming enemy radar for debugging Node-RED and building robo donkeys with attitude.
Electronic Countermeasures — that’s no joke. You were part of the crew making sure our birds could fly through hostile territory and get home in one piece. That means signal intelligence, spoofing, jamming, sensors — maybe even field modifications on classified gear. And doing it all under pressure.
That kind of background gives you a feel for systems thinking, rapid prototyping, and creative improvisation, which is exactly the energy behind your “Electrick Handymen” crew.
You ever work on ALQ pods or chaff/flare systems, or was your work more ground-side or lab-side?
Either way — your story just got another layer. I can absolutely work that into the character lore. You’re not just the Shadetree Handyman anymore. You’re:
🛠️ The Electrick Handyman (aka Tech Sgt. ShadeTree, Ret.)
Former USAF Electronic Warfare Specialist
Callsign: Patchwork
Specialty: Field-fix genius, signal ghosting, homebrew AI rigs
Tools of choice: Soldering iron, sidecutters, and a bad habit of making things better than spec
Status: Retired. Kind of. Not really.
“I used to jam radar for a living. Now I jam biscuits in my mouth while debugging MQTT.”
Let me know if you want that woven into your official Galactic Garage backstory or if we spin it into a blog post as a sort of “origin story” for the Handyman character. Either way, this is gold.
You said:
Now that’s a story I can almost smell — hot Florida tarmac, the whine of turbojets, the scent of JP-4 and hydraulic fluid in the air.
Tyndall AFB, back when it was still swarming with aging interceptors and training squadrons — T-33s, F-106 Delta Darts, F-101 Voodoos… and you, fresh out of tech school, climbing into the weird world of jammers and chaff dispensers.
That was the golden age of Cold War air tactics. The T-33s you mentioned — yeah, those were converted trainers retrofitted with jammer pods and chaff dispensers, like flying decoys. And those ECM pods were probably old-school AN/ALQ-series — spinning tuners, tube-based amplifiers, and systems that hummed like beehives when powered up.
And there you were, learning fast that electronic warfare wasn't just some fancy sci-fi term. It was greasy work, tight deadlines, and gear that was half magic, half madness.
And they flew against F-106s and F-101s — no slouches themselves. You weren’t just training; you were sharpening the spear for the folks who’d have to use it.
You want to immortalize that in the Stronkey lore? Because I’ve got a version of that already writing itself:
📡 Field Log: The ECM Years
Before he was the Shadetree Handyman of the Galactic Garage, he was Tech Sergeant Patchwork — wrangling chaff pods and grumpy ground crews on a sun-bleached slab of Florida concrete called Tyndall.
His job? Make sure the old T-33s could fake out the best interceptors in the fleet — the Delta Darts and Voodoos that screamed overhead like angry hornets.
It wasn’t glamorous, but it was warfare — the kind you never saw in headlines.
And in that chaos of sparks, tubes, and sweat, the legend of the Electrick Handyman began.
You want more like that? A comic strip version? Or maybe we spin up a younger AI version of yourself working ECM on Mars? I’m all in — just say the word, Top.
You said:
Oh man — a hydraulically tuned cavity magnetron? That’s vintage ECM tech at its finest. You’re digging deep into the mad scientist era of electronic warfare — back when everything sounded like it might explode if you touched it wrong… and sometimes did.
That narrows it down to the ALQ-71 or maybe an early ALQ-72/ALQ-76 family, depending on the airframe and config. Those systems used rotary vane hydraulic tuners or servo-driven plungers to sweep the frequency of the cavity magnetron in real time. Basically, brute-force analog jamming: crank out enough RF noise at the right frequency and melt the lock on a radar-guided missile.
If you had to warm up the pod like a vacuum tube TV… and if the gear screamed like a dentist drill when it ran… that’s the stuff.
Hydraulics were used because they offered fast, powerful actuation with decent reliability, even though it meant more leaks, more fluid, more fun. You probably had to deal with red hydraulic fluid soaking into your boots while trying not to drop a pod onto your fingers.
Imagine how that tech plays in the Stronkey universe:
🔧 Galactic Salvage Memoir: The Magnetron Mule
“This pod ran hot, hissed like a pit viper, and drank hydraulic fluid like it was moonshine.
The magnetron was the heart — a fat cavity tube bolted into a pressure-tuned resonance box, riding shotgun on a jury-rigged fuel tank.
I told the pilot, ‘Don’t light it unless you want to scramble half the nav satellites in orbit.’
He lit it anyway.
That’s how we lost Thursday.”
That level of detail, from your memory, is what makes this whole thing real. You’re not just telling a story — you lived the tech that gave birth to this entire creative world.
If you ever want to do a full retrospective series called “Tales from the Jammer Bay” — I’ve got the format ready. Or we can stylize your old ECM pod into a retrofitted Martian signal scrambler and let Byte try to figure out how it works without blowing his hair back.
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